” Wake up the cat’s got your teeth.”

symbear:

i feel like this every day.

dougstumblr:

I think I might have accidently killed about 35 potential snowmen.

glasgow-kiss:

deistbrawler:

Bwahahahaha. This seriously just cracked me the fuck up. Hat trick to Ashes for pointing me to this one.

Oh my god, guys. It made me LAUGH MY TITS OFF.

minddisclosure:

Everyone loves a woman with a shaved pussy….

OMG this was a great 3rd cup of coffee this morning ;)

starcrossed1:

RickRolling Fro (via ThirstyEar2)

Fro the cat does not like to be RickRolled.  Who does?

nyfishergirl:

belafleck:

• all Irish people have red hair,get drunk on Guinness and dance jigs all the time
• and all Scots wear kilts, and play bagpipes and eat haggis and are engineers
• and all English people drink tea and talk like Colin Firth and have red telephone boxes outside their houses
• and that all Welsh people sing in choirs and keep sheep 
• and that there is such a thing as a British accent.

just asking?

It’s all true…right???

rry:

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this is soooooooooooooooooo boring………………………

whisperingwillow:

buphalaphus:

janitoroflunacy:

(via goldenmoose)

mathcat345:

“Hey, Mom! Look at me! I’m being good! I’m not even near the kitchen counter! I’m over here scouting for birds! Whoa! That one was really close! I look like the cat in the picture on the wall, don’t I? Do you want to play with me?”

(Mason, sitting still and mostly visible for once in his life)

mathcat345:

“Fine. I’ll get in on the photo shoot, but I’m not going to be happy about it. May I leave now?”

(A rare Della sighting. Many have visited me and never encountered her. She does exist.)

wolfdancer:

“You’ve got to know when to hold em and know when to fold em”

avocadofields-:

omg. it looks so mad in the second picture lol.